LET THE Love Affair BEGIN

Indulge in a culinary romance like no other at The Farmers Mistress. From brunches that ignite the senses to candlelit dinners that tease your tastebuds. We are what Naturally Naughty dreams are made of.

Leading You Astray
IN SOUTH WEST LONDON

BATTERSEA

Welcome to The Farmers Mistress in the heart of Battersea and where the love affair began. Indulge in the most delicious daytime dining with brunch and lunch 7 days a week.

WEEKDAYS : 9AM – 4PM
Kitchen Closes at 3:30PM

WEEKENDS : 9AM – 5PM
Kitchen Closes at 4:30PM

*WEEKENDS*To keep wait times to a minimum please be aware that all walk in tables are for 1 hour. Bookings are for 1.5hrs.

This venue offers exclusive hire with private dining and canapé events for up to 40 people.

BARNES

Welcome to The Farmers Mistress in the charming neighbourhood of Barnes. A picture perfect setting for any time of the day. Open for brunch, lunch and dinner, this venue caters to your every need!

WEDNESDAY – FRIDAY : 5.30PM – 10.30PM       Kitchen Closes : 9PM

SATURDAY : 11AM – 4:30PM
Kitchen Closes : 4PM

This venue accepts both walk ins and bookings for  parties of all sizes.

This venue offers exclusive hire with private dining and canape events for up to 60 people.

Welcome To
THE FARMERS MISTRESS

Welcome to The Farmers Mistress bar & dining room. Our two beautiful locations each with their own individuality and identity but equally as tempting are ready and waiting. 
 
Our seductive seasonal menus for both food and drinks are created with a love for all things naturally naughty and an ethos of treading lightly to reduce our carbon footprint where ever possible. It is the inspiration behind our brand values and at the heart of what we do. 
 
Each dish on the menu is thoughtfully created using the finest locally sourced seasonal ingredients with the shortest time possible from farm to table and our drinks menu showcases some of the finest English wines and spirits produced. 
 
So give in to temptation and come and visit us soon!

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