LET THE Love Affair BEGIN
Indulge in a culinary romance like no other at The Farmers Mistress. From brunches that ignite the senses to candlelit dinners that tease your tastebuds. We are what Naturally Naughty dreams are made of.
IN SOUTH WEST LONDON
BATTERSEA
Welcome to The Farmers Mistress in the heart of Battersea and where the love affair began. Indulge in the most delicious daytime dining with brunch and lunch 7 days a week.
WEEKDAYS – 9AM – 4PM
Kitchen closes at 3:30PM
WEEKENDS – 9AM – 5PM
Kitchen Closes at 4:30PM
*WEEKENDS*To keep wait times to a minimum please be aware that all walk in tables are for 1 hour. Bookings are for 1.5hrs.
This venue offers exclusive hire with private dining and canapé events for up to 40 people.
BARNES
Welcome to The Farmers Mistress in the charming neighbourhood of Barnes. A picture perfect setting for any time of the day. Open for brunch, lunch and dinner, this venue caters to your every need!
WEDNESDAY – 9AM – 4PM
Kitchen Closes at 3:30PM
THURS – SAT – 9AM – 10:30PM
Kitchen Closes between 3:30PM & 6:30PM / 9:30PM
SUNDAY – 9AM – 6PM
Kitchen closes at 5:30PM
This venue accepts both walk ins and bookings for parties of all sizes.
This venue offers exclusive hire with private dining and canape events for up to 60 people.

THE FARMERS MISTRESS
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